i like to ask for water at peoples houses, not because i’m thirsty, i just want to judge them based on how they give it to me. hand me a nice big glass mason jar full of mostly ice and we’re like family. if you give me an old plastic cup with a faded ass sports logo on it that’s all scratched up because it’s been through your dishwasher too many times then i will, are you listening, i will make up an excuse to leave early.
(via thesulfurandthesea)



